September 8, 2008

Free Speech: Dying to be Famous

U.S. Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit: Phelps-Roper v. Strickland

Here’s the good news: Common decency still has a recongnized place in America, notwithstanding indicators to the contrary.

Topeka Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church cannot protest at funerals in Ohio. These are the lovely people who believe God is punishing America for the sin of homosexuality by killing Americans, including soldiers. These “church” members believe that “protesting at funerals is an effective way to convey the message of their church.” To make them even more effective messengers, their preferred venues are funerals of soldiers where, as we’ve seen on TV, they share such inspirational messages as “God Hates Fags,” “Thank God for Dead Soldiers” and “Thank God for 9/11.”

Ohio law proscribes protests at funerals. It’s been the law since 1957 with two amendments since. The original law regulated picketing at funerals and funeral processions. The amendments put time limits on protests (from one hour before to one hour after the funeral), specified a 300 foot buffer zone for permitted protests and expanded the definition of “protest” to include “other protest activities.”

Plaintiff, the charming Shirley Phelps-Roper, contended that she wanted to protest at Ohio funerals in the future and that the law violated her Constitutional right to free speech. She had been protesting at funerals for quite some time making a name for herself and for her church along the way.

While the District Court struck down that part of the statute that prohibited protests at “funeral processions” (since it created a “floating buffer zone” which was Constitutionally overbroad) it upheld the rest of the law. So too did the Court of Appeals. It found that the Funeral Protest Provision was content-neutral (no one could protest at funerals, not just the loving members of Westboro Baptist); it served an important governmental interest—balancing the First Amendment rights of protestors with the rights of funeral attendees to grieve, memorialize and gather in honor of the deceased, and; the funeral protest provision is narrowly tailored—300 feet away and no protests from one hour before to one hour after. As the court noted, there are other ways for these protestors to get their message out and “Phelps-Roper is not entitled to her best means of communication.”

Here’s the really sick part: Ms. Phelps-Roper “does not claim that funeral protests are [even] her most effective channels of communication” or that “mourners at a funeral are...her primary audience.” For her, a “funeral is the occasion of her speech, not its audience.”

Well isn’t that special.

Solidiers die and at the moment of heart-breaking grief and remembrance, Phelps-Roper sees her chance for 15 minutes of fame by reviling the dead with hate-filled venomous speech. Pathetic. But still protected. Partly.

Maybe Westboro Baptist would be better off knowing what God loves rather than what it claims God hates. After all, the Bible says we should “comfort all who mourn,” and that those who do so will be called “oaks of righteousness.” Those who do what Phelps-Roper and her “church” do are more like poison oak. And if they really believe what's written in the Bible, they will have to answer for spreading it in God's name.

July 20, 2008

Non-Consensual Sex: Grave Offense

Wisconsin Supreme Court: State of Wisconsin v. Grunke et. al.

We live in strange times. Really strange times.

These are the undisputed facts: “Nicholas Grunke sought and received the consent of his twin brother, Alexander Grunke, and his friend, Dustin Radke, to help him disinter a female corpse located in a Cassville, Wisconsin cemetery so that the three of them could transfer the corpse to another location where Nicholas planned to have sexual intercourse with it. Apparently, Nicholas conceived this plan after seeing the obituary of the victim in a newspaper.” The defendants went to the cemetery “with shovels, a crowbar, a tarpaulin, and a box of condoms,” dug a hole deep and long enough to uncover the top of the victim's concrete vault but ran into technical problems gaining access. They were subsequently discovered, arrested and charged with Attempted Sexual Assault before any act could be consummated.

In Wisconsin, a person is guilty of Third Degree Sexual Assault when he “has sexual intercourse with a person without the consent of that person...” What about attempted sex with a dead person? Do you have to prove lack of consent? Or is the silence of the dead presumed to be lack of consent, as one might think—if one wasn’t a lawyer.

At the trial level, the circuit court did not permit the charge of Attempted Third Degree Sexual Assault to go forward. It concluded that the sexual assault statute did not apply to circumstances in which the victim is deceased due to no act of the accused (the implications of this reasoning are too frightening to contemplate).

Wisconsin’s Court of Appeals affirmed. It also explored the sexual assault statute and its ambiguity with respect to the issue of consent.

In a moment of moral conviction and clarity of purpose, the Wisconsin Supreme Court concluded that lack of consent is a matter of simple proof when the victim is a corpse, no matter who was responsible for the death. Moreover, as most of us already know, the court found that “A reasonably well-informed person would understand the statute to prohibit sexual intercourse with a dead person.” One would hope.

What’s truly remarkable is that it took three courts entertaining all sorts of arguments to arrive at this conclusion. Just goes to show that judges and lawyers can debate anything to death. But for the moment, it’s good to know the Wisconsin Supreme Court has drawn a line in the dirt when it comes to sex with the dead.

July 18, 2008

Religious Freedom: Hands Off for Laying Hands On

Texas Supreme Court: Pleasant Glade Assembly of God v. Schubert

If you believe in Jesus, you’ve come to understand him from the New Testament. Well, the same scriptures that teach about Jesus also teach about demons and the laying on of hands by church elders. If you accept Jesus, then consistency demands that you accept the other things the Bible teaches. Or does it?

17 year old Laura Shubert attended the Pleasant Glade Assembly of God Church. In fact, her own father was an Assembly of God pastor and missionary. The Assemblies of God is a Pentecostal denomination. It “believes in the literal teachings of the Bible with respect to spirits, demons, demon possession and the ‘casting out’ of demons.” It also believes that people can be “slain in the spirit,” which, according to the church, “is a positive experience in which the holy spirit comes over a person and influences them.” The Bible refers to this as being “filled with the spirit” and believers are encouraged to be filled with the spirit again and again.

Laura Shubert had such an experience. In fact, she had it twice in a matter of days. While slain in the spirit the second time, however, Laura’s physical reaction was so significant that the senior pastor was summoned. He laid hands on Laura and prayed for her. Because of the animated way Laura was reacting, she suffered carpet burns, a scrape on her back and minor bruises.

Laura’s experience led to a meeting between her father, Pastor Shubert, and Pastor McCutchen, the one who had laid hands on Laura. A theological discussion ensued and both agreed that Christians cannot be demon possessed (there was apparently a question whether Laura was manifesting the Holy Spirit or was being tormented by an evil spirit). As a result of that meeting, the church agreed to teach more on the subject so its young members would better understand what the Bible says about being filled with the spirit and what it says about demons.

Notwithstanding the theological explanations given, Laura subsequently became depressed, dropped out of school and abandoned her plan to attend Bible College. She was finally diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder, and she and her parents blamed the church and sued Pleasant Glade for the injuries and emotional distress she suffered. (There apparently was not much debate about the Bible’s proscription about believers suing fellow believers.)

Laura won at trial. A jury awarded her damages of $300,000 for pain and suffering and other losses. The Court of Appeals in Texas affirmed most of the decision, but the Texas Supreme Court reversed it all.

Laura’s experience, good, bad or otherwise, was not a matter for the courts. As the Supreme Court explained, “Whether the defendants had intentionally or negligently misapplied church doctrine to Laura during these events was not a justiciable controversy...because the ‘First Amendment [gave] Pleasant Glade the right to engage in driving out demons.’”

The court also found that “The ‘laying of hands’ and the presence of demons are part of the church’s belief system and accepted as such by its adherents. These practices are not normally dangerous or unusual and apparently arise in the church with some regularity. They are thus to be expected and are accepted by those in the church. That a particular member may find the practice emotionally disturbing and non-consensual when applied to her does not transform the dispute into a secular matter.”

Laura’s case was dismissed.

The courts have always struggled to balance religious expression and individual rights. In this case, whatever happened “in the spirit” was clearly not the court’s business. But this sort of controversy is not going away. The Bible does more than explore spiritual matters, it judges certain matters of the flesh, including lust, homosexuality, pride and adultery; it is only a matter of time before the words of the Bible are challenged as so offensive they must be silenced. Another, less constrained court, may agree and choose to step into the fray.

God help us.


July 11, 2008

Bible Verses: Insulted by the Word

U.S. District Court, Eastern District of New York: Fowler v. Zondervan;
Fowler v. Thomas Nelson


In the King James Bible, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 says this:

“Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.”

The New International Version (NIV) translates the same verse this way:

“Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.”

Bradley LaShawn Fowler, who is gay, does not appreciate the translations which identify homosexuals among the sinners who will not inherit the Kingdom of God. So he did what any offended individual has a right to do: He sued the publishers of the Bible. Referring to this translation as a “malicious conspiracy” Fowler claims it has destroyed relationships with his family and caused him all sorts of mental anguish including loss of self esteem and bewilderment. He is seeking $70 million dollars in damages in the two lawsuits.

It used to be that if you didn’t like what the Bible said, you either ignored it or disparaged it. But times have changed. There seems to be a movement to silence those with whom we disagree and the courts are often the vehicle used to accomplish the task. If, as Mr. Fowler hopes, one man can censor the Bible’s reference to homosexuality (one wonders if Mr. Fowler will be filing separate actions over Romans 1:26-27 and Leviticus 20:13), then liars, adulterers, thieves, drunks and other aggrieved readers may well follow suit. Who knows, if Fowler’s lawsuits are permitted to proceed, he may cause a revival as other potential litigants search the scriptures for verses that offend their sensibilities, only to find their salvation.

We used to cherish the market place of ideas where we battled each other with thoughts and words and trusted that the most worthy and profound ideas would rise to the top, persuade us of their value and elevate our society. That is what made America great. We let every one have his say, no matter how absurd, no matter how silly, no matter how divisive. Juxtaposed against the profound, the wise and the loving, the former ideas just couldn’t withstand scrutiny or analysis and in the end were rejected. Now, it seems, we have lost some of our confidence in our fellow citizen's ability to choose wisely, and instead look to the courts to shut the mouths of the other side and to claim that our right to be free of offense is greater than the freedom to speak we claim to cherish.

There’s something offensive about all this that can make you want to scream. Which is, after all, our right.


June 25, 2008

Naked City: The Right to Bare Butts

U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York: Burck d/b/a The Naked Cowboy v. Mars Inc.

If you’ve been to Times Square, you’ve seen him: The skivvies-clad singer with the cowboy hat known in these parts as “The Naked Cowboy.” Among the lights on Broadway are The Naked Cowboy’s tighty whities. Well, our resident cowboy thinks the makers of M&Ms are low-down scoundrels, having dressed up one of their blue M&Ms in the Naked One’s signature cowboy hat, boots, undies and guitar, and worse, displayed this animated advertisement prominently in Times Square, the heart of Naked Cowboy country. The cowboy would stand for none of it. He strode into District Court and called on the law to take action. The court was not unsympathetic. While it did not agree that the near buck-naked buckaroo’s privacy was violated, it did agree that he could proceed with his claim of false endorsement, since the public could well conclude that the unclothed cowpoke endorses M&M candy. Apparently, he does not. It still remains to be seen whether the Texas M&M gets run out of Times Square, or whether this town is big enough for the two of them.

That’s the beauty of our justice system: it’s available to the good, the bad and even the naked.