Counterfeiting: Funny Money for Dummies
U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit: United States v. Porter
There all kinds of new ways to commit crime: There’s identify theft, credit card fraud, computer hacking and stealing cable or satellite signals. There are also new ways to commit old crimes. Thanks to advances in color copying, anyone can turn counterfeiter with low or no overhead and just a little bit of ingenuity and determination. But as always, good art is in the eye of the beholder.
The question presented almost sounds existential: If you’re a terrible counterfeiter and no one will actually believe that your funny money is real, have you really committed a crime?
According to the court, a bad job is still a bad act and a C minus C note will still land you in stir.
Chrystal Porter was only too willing to participate in an ill-conceived plan to make some easy money and help her friends out of a jam. Joey Barret lived with Erica Horton. Barret owed Carlos drug money. When Barret couldn’t pay, Carlos began threatening the couple and their children. As a compromise born of necessity, Barret and Erica agreed to let Carlos use Erica’s color copier to make fake money to pay off the drug debt.
This was not top-shelf work. Color copies of each side of a hundred dollar bill were duplicated onto manila paper. The two sides were cut out and glued together, then crumpled to give them that genuine used look. Erica completed the masterpiece by drawing lines on the fakes to look like the magnetic strips on the real deals. Carlos needed a place to pass the bad bucks and Erica said she knew a cashier at Wal-Mart. Enter Chrystal Porter.
When Porter showed up at the house, Erica presented their art project and asked if Porter would accept the fakes at her register at Wal-Mart. After studying the bills, Porter concluded, “Yeah, this will work.” When Porter was on the clock, Erica showed up and bought $300 worth of gift certificates with the bogus bucks and Joey bought another $200. Needless to say, Wal-Mart discovered the scam almost immediately and within 2 days the cops were at Porter’s home where she spilled her guts and dropped a dime on Joey and Erica.
Porter was indicted, tried and convicted for conspiracy to manufacture and utter counterfeit US obligations.
Porter’s defense at trial was that this was such a terrible forgery it couldn’t be taken seriously and therefore the fakes couldn’t be considered counterfeit. As she put it, “the instrument that she specifically agreed to assist in passing did not sufficiently resemble genuine currency to be counterfeit” so it was impossible for her to be guilty of conspiracy. She went so far as to say her copies were no better than monopoly money and couldn’t fool anyone.
At trial, the case turned on the details of the jury charge. Defendant argued that the jury should have been told the following: “A bill is counterfeit only if it possesses similitude: it bears such a likeness or resemblance to genuine currency as is calculated to deceive an honest, sensible and unsuspecting person of ordinary observation and care when dealing with a person supposed to be upright and honest.” The lower court thought otherwise and instead charged that “To be counterfeit, a Federal Reserve note must have a likeness or resemblance to genuine currency.” The “likeness” was good enough for the jury and Porter was convicted.
Porter raised this argument again on appeal, making this fine distinction: “even though she conspired to pass fake $100 bills, she did not conspire to pass counterfeit $100 bills. In essence, she argues that, by refusing to instruct the jury using her definition of counterfeit, the trial court denied her the opportunity to present her main defense to the jury.” Put another way, Porter claimed she was such a bad criminal she didn’t commit a crime.
Not persuaded by the weight of her argument, the Court of Appeals found that the jury charge Porter wanted was appropriate only if she had been charged with violations of 18 USC Section 473 (requiring the perpetrator to acquire or dispose of such false obligations with “the specific intent that they be perceived ‘as true and genuine.’” Since Porter’s conspiracy charge was based only on violations of Section 471 (making counterfeit bills) and Section 472 (passing fake bills) all that was required for the bills to be considered counterfeit was “a likeness or resemblance to genuine currency.”
They may have been really bad bills, but they were good enough for the Feds, for the jury, and now, for the Appellate court.
Bad paper is bad paper. Or is it? The only thing it will buy you at Wal-Mart is time. On Wall Street, however, bad paper can still buy you a bail out.
Porter’s real mistake was not getting her MBA or heeding the Wall Street warning: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
